(Source: onceagainpotter)

Death Certificate Signing.
  • Lawyer: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?
  • Pathologist: No.
  • Lawyer: Did you listen to the heart?
  • Pathologist: No.
  • Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
  • Pathologist: No.
  • Lawyer: So, when you signed the death certificate you weren't actually sure he was dead, were you?
  • Pathologist: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practising law somewhere.